This is the best game I ever played. I made a shrine for you, so that I could never forget, thank you so much for making this masterpiece. The world is such a different place now because of you. And for that, I thank you!
An OG who goes by the name of ItsMyles told me to download this game, and so I did. Upon launching the game I was met with a beautiful portrait of what looked like an obese nonce with a dusty smelly bally, legend says his name was Hbdie The Nonce. This very portrait changed my life, it instantly removed all my problems that I had, it made me richer, famous and smell nicer. The soundtrack is also another piece of art, nothing in this world compares to it.
Moving on to collecting the dusty ballys, it was a bit of a challenge since there were two fat nonces trying to touch man up, like relax bro moving a bit mad, but I dodged them in the end.
Overall I can safely say this game is a HbdiesBodyFatPercentage/10. What a masterpiece! I recommend it to everyone!
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This game deserves an Emmy, which I am pretty sure you can totally get in a game
This is the best game I ever played. I made a shrine for you, so that I could never forget, thank you so much for making this masterpiece. The world is such a different place now because of you. And for that, I thank you!
Thanks for playing lad appreciate it. What a epic video as well
This game saved my life.
An OG who goes by the name of ItsMyles told me to download this game, and so I did. Upon launching the game I was met with a beautiful portrait of what looked like an obese nonce with a dusty smelly bally, legend says his name was Hbdie The Nonce. This very portrait changed my life, it instantly removed all my problems that I had, it made me richer, famous and smell nicer. The soundtrack is also another piece of art, nothing in this world compares to it.
Moving on to collecting the dusty ballys, it was a bit of a challenge since there were two fat nonces trying to touch man up, like relax bro moving a bit mad, but I dodged them in the end.
Overall I can safely say this game is a HbdiesBodyFatPercentage/10. What a masterpiece! I recommend it to everyone!
One of the best reviews, cant lie thank you
No worries! GIVE MANDEM THE OG ROLE HBDIE IK YOU'RE READING THIS